Dear Mr Unicyclist,
Cool, we get it, you love yourself some cycling. I slightly understand you weaving in and out of rush hour traffic as you cut us off at stoplights, making us drive behind you at a mere 10 miles per hour on curvy, 2-laned roads in your neon spandex appearal on a bike. We get that you are beyond fit and are saving the environment at the same time. But the unicycle?!? As you wobbly cross my path in your circus transportation at 7am on University Ave what point are you really trying to make? Are you just that good that biking 45 min to and from work has become a bore? Are you trying to show the rest of us lazy, sloths how dependant we are on our automobiles? Please reconsider the following: the uni, the bike that has a full on chair built into it, and the parent/child tandem bike (it is creepy and makes for lazy children) If this matter does not become resolved within the next 24 hours I have no choice left, but to pogo stick to work.
Sincerely,
LO
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